MEAT CARDS: Business cards made from MEAT AND LASERS
They'll even survive the econopocalypse.
From the website:
We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:
MEAT AND LASERS
They’re a real man’s business card.
Why would you want a meat card you ask? How silly of you. They’re much more valuable than a regular business card:
Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.
But you might need a specially designed wallet for them:
MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.
That’s right. Their deliciousness cannot be contained in a Rolodex.
I imagine now that you’re feeling exactly the way I am. How can I purchase a set of meat cards for myself, inscribed with my name and qualifications? Well, according to their twitter:
We’ll post purchasing instructions on the website as soon as we figure out how NOT to get arrested as unlicensed meat purveyors.
One would think the best way to do that would be to become licensed meat purveyors. But hold out hope:
Four lbs. of giant slab jerky on the way from Tillamook, Oregon, to our Philadelphia laser facility! UPS tracking: http://bit.ly/1bgTpJ ^JY
i want these